I've Been Randomly Chosen

Back from the brink, or the mountainside, I should say....Okay, Okay, I know I said we weren't going, but the kids begged and begged. On Thanksgiving afternoon we left for the mountains to be with my family. I'm tellin' ya, it took a LOT of convincing. (We were packed and gone within the hour...HA) We had a nice Friday and Saturday in the mountains and I will post pictures later on....


When I got home tonight, I checked the mail. The US Census Bureau RANDOMLY chose my home for a 33 page booklet to fill out. It always seems funny to me, because I always get randomly chosen for something that is required by law. My name is in the pot like 33:1 compared to everyone else's. I always win with the Census Bureau or the Income Tax Auditor.


Why can't I have the same odds say in the lottery? Or Publisher's Clearing House? That would be nice. The van, 'ole Ed arriving at my house with roses and balloons and the big fat check that's as tall as my door....Why can't I win that, instead of some measly census?


Question 1: State Your Name
Question 2: Color of Panties You Are Currently Wearing (Mark this box if you do not have any on....)
Question 3: Do you wash your hair at least 4 times a week?
Question 4: How often do you wash dishes and/or clothes in a week?



Nah, just kiddin'....These people want to know more than the doctor's office questionnaires. Seriously, do I have ANY personal business left? Plus, they want grave details.....How many spoons of sugar do you add to your coffee? Do you stir it in a circular motion, slosh it, or just let it gum up at the bottom? GAH~


Between the doctor's office and the Census Bureau, there's nothing left.